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15 November 2007

Dublin Marathon

Filed under: dublin,entertainment,sports — Anita @ 13:55

The last weekend in October was a bank holiday weekend (meaning a Monday off). That Monday, the 27th annual Dublin marathon chose to start in our front yard (literally). The main start was on the east side of Fitzwilliam Square, so the runners lined up in front of our house as they sorted between their start times.

I’d never been to a major race before. The start times were a bit staggered (elite women at 8:45, wheelchairs 10 minutes later, then the main start a bit after nine), so I dragged Will out early. It was like a small carnival outside our door — skinny people in trash bags, not so skinny people in trash bags and others in more normal running clothes. They were all over — some already lining up to get into the stalls, others wandering around talking to friends and family, still others making use of our park for a public toilet….

Will and I headed up to the starting line. It was a cool morning, only in the 40’s, but that is the perfect temperature for a long run (or so I’m told). It was so emotional and exciting to be at the start and I didn’t even know anyone running. Watching the runners throw their extra clothes and trash bags off right before the start, seeing the runners bounce and bob as they get ready for the start, feeling the large group pass you by as the main start happens…. it is a overwhelming experience. I can’t imagine how much more so it must be for the runners.

The most amazing part is how fast the city of Dublin cleans up after these events. The streets around our square were wrecked with clothes, wrappers, bottles and floating trash bags, but within a couple of hours, the city workers had the square looking like normal again.

Take a look at our photos of the event at Flickr: Set of Marathon Photos

4 November 2007

“You are square. Go back to your hotel.”

Filed under: culture,dublin,entertainment — Will @ 19:36

Anita and I bought tickets to see Andrew Bird this Saturday night at a venue called Tripod. Tripod is a ten minute walk from our place, in a converted train station. The tickets were waiting at the box office.

There are two other music venues in the same train station: Crawdaddy and Odeon. I walked past the train station more than once a week, and yet I didn’t know where the entrance for Tripod is. So on Friday afternoon, I walked completely around the building. Tripod was closed, of course, but I still couldn’t find anything resembling a box office or an entrance. My best guess was that Crawdaddy and Tripod shared an entrance on the ground floor, since Tripod was on the first and second floors of the building.

No worries — we just left a little early on Saturday.
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12 October 2007

A Memorial to Ireland’s 2007 Rugby Team

Filed under: dublin,entertainment,ireland,travel — Will @ 13:53

I assume that only the most inquisitive American sports fans know that the 2007 Rugby World Cup is in its final stages. In fact, I’d guess that more Americans are familiar with Quad Rugby (aka murderball) than the US Rugby team. The venues for the quadrennial World Cup are mostly in France, with a few fixtures in Scotland and Wales. The US team lost all four of its pool matches, and thus didn’t get to compete in the knock-out stage.

The Irish were crazy about World Cup Rugby — especially Dublin and especially especially where we live. This appears to be part of a general disposition to support any national team with a fighting chance, which was intensified in our area by the residents’ experience with rugby as schoolchildren. As in the US, supporting a team includes scrutinizing its players and managers to an irrational extent.

Team Ireland were considered the sixth strongest team in the world prior to the World Cup. Advertisements from the team’s sponsors began appearing all over Dublin as the team played Namibia and Georgia. Ireland won both matches, but they didn’t look very good. Still, Ireland rugby jerseys became increasingly ubiquitous on the city’s streets. Opinions about the team and its coach, Eddie O’Sullivan, dominated the TV, the radio, and ordinary conversation. The next match was against France, the third best team (and admittedly on a different level of play).

Anita and I resolved to watch it at our local pub, the Pembroke. Neither of us understood the game’s rules, although we’d shared a bar with the University of Illinois’s rugby team during our undergrad years. But we wanted to participate in a national event. We arrived as the French national anthem was playing. (I found myself signing along automatically — oops.) When I write, “we arrived,” I mean that we walked right up to the area of the bar from which a TV was visible, and then hit a wall of human bodies. We had as much a chance as an American fly-half against a New Zealand fullback.

We walked to the back entrance, and found some space in the “outdoor” terrance. Most Irish pubs have outdoor spaces to accommodate smokers, and the Pembroke’s really pushes the definition of “outdoor.” Aside from the smoke, it was comfortable, and had a small TV in one corner. We made friends as Ireland played to a lackluster loss against France. (Our new friend is a story for another day.) Even to my novice eyes, Ireland looked badly outclassed. The radio the next day confirmed my observations.

Ireland were expected to win against Namibia and Georgia, and rack up enough points to survive the predicted losses to France and Argentina. Of the last two, Argentina were the most evenly matched with Ireland. After the loss to France, Ireland would have to beat Argentina resoundingly in order to continue to the knock-out round. It was possible, given Ireland’s performance before the World Cup began, but hardly if they continued their Cup performance.

One of the prominent ads portrayed the Ireland team pushing a famous Dublin pub to the Eiffel Tower. That pub, Doheny & Nesbitt’s, is in our neighbourhood. We’d stopped there several times. It had a reputation as the pub of choice for government-types, reporters, and generally upper-class Dubliners. So it made sense that it was the rugby pub of choice — not because it was well-suited to watching rugby, but because it catered to the type of people who support rugby. Still, it was amusing to see one of “our” pubs on billboards all over Dublin (and beyond).

So when the Argentina match fell on Doug’s last evening in Dublin, we proposed watching the match in Ireland’s premiere venue for rugby fans. It was just as crowded as the Pembroke was two weeks previous, but that’s part of the fun!

Our friend Kathryn secured a seat along one wall well before the match began, and Anita joined her. After Doug and I finished dinner, we walked to the pub. Doug’s height was helpful, because we watched the first half from doorways into the TV-equipped rooms. We watched the second half near the spot that Kathryn secured for us, with the emotions of the crowd literally pressing in on us.

They were not happy emotions. Ireland occasionally threatened to go ahead of Argentina on points, but never looked like they could control the game. The crowd was frustrated, but no more than a typical, partisan bunch of American professional football fans. On reflection, the people at the Pembroke were more into the game — maybe too many tourists (like us) had seen the billboards.

I wasn’t surprised when the vitrol hit the media, just as it would in the US. What shocked me was the number of fans who came to Dublin airport to welcome back the national team that had been Ireland’s obsession for months:

I continue to resist the urge to comment on this. All I can say, justifiably, is that I can’t wrap my mind around it and that it makes me feel sad, like I should have gone out there myself. Those of you who know me must understand that I feel compelled to explain this, and that I have to work hard to keep from filling the explanatory void with my favorite social theories. I’m rambling right now to keep myself from floating those theories in public. I’ll just leave the number there, and wonder what y’all think about it.

11 October 2007

Make a Connolly-o-lantern for Halloween

Filed under: culture,entertainment,ireland — Will @ 15:46

Give the corporatists in your neighborhood a real scare this Halloween! Make your very own James Connolly pumpkin this Halloween — an exclusive for Bugle readers.

It’s easy! Just follow these instructions, and you’ll have a Halloween decoration that shows off your socialist credentials and frightens away the local children. Candy is for the working class, not the scions of privilege and oppression!

  1. Obtain a pumpkin, preferably from a farm that is owner-operated and does not exploit its workers. Better yet, grow your own. (It may be a little late for that in some climates.)
  2. Download the Bugle’s exclusive easy-to use Connolly Template and open it using your favorite graphics software. Remember that when you use Microsoft software, you undermine the proletariat!
  3. Resize the template to fit your pumpkin, and print it out. If you can, stick it to the Man by using the printer at work.
  4. Hollow out your pumpkin. This is a good time to consider how a life of wage-slavery is hollow, with one’s creative energies scooped out by the time one spends at work, simply to obtain the requirements for living.
  5. Attach the paper to your pumpkin.
  6. Carve away the black parts on the paper. Reflect on the talents and joys that are carved out of the working class by the poverty and frivolous consumption that are necessary features of a capitalist society.
  7. That’s it! Add a candle to the inside for an extra-spooky, revolutionary light-from-within.

The template in this post is for pumpkin-carving beginners. Connolly PumpkinsIf you’d like a more advanced template, make your voice heard in the comments!

The photo in this post is for simulation purposes only. No pumpkins were harmed in the writing of this post. Thanks to Clearly Ambiguous for making the original photo available under a Creative Commons license, which expresses solidarity with all persons insofar as possible through the strained context of our crony-capitalist legal system. Clearly Ambiguous’s use of that license does not entail support for the content of this post in any way. So don’t open a file on Clearly Ambiguous, Mr. NSA!

1 October 2007

Fitzwilliam Inauguration

Filed under: B&B,dublin,entertainment,ireland — Will @ 21:01

I have it, on good authority, that rich people hold galas to celebrate how great rich people are. We are parvenues, nothing more than envious bounders who bubble to the skim layer of the teeming masses. So we can, at best, emulate the men and women of quality who surround us.

1468173595_592d89f884_b.jpgThus, we inaugurated our entry into the Square’s echelon with all the class and sophistication we could muster. We took Doug lawn bowling at night.

A few months ago, Laurie sent us abroad with an electrified version of our favorite backyard game, bocce (or, more accurately, boules). We left our regulation equipment in Lake County, in favor of 1468169325_67f0af840b_m.jpgher gift. And now we have the ideal site. Fitzwilliam Square is incredibly dark given that it is in the middle of the city. Its lawn is finely mowed and frequently rolled, and the lighter balls do not damage it.

In Dublin, several tennis clubs include grounds for lawn bowling, the British variation of boules, or pétanque. I can be absolutely sure that there is nothing like the Bugle Boules Club of Fitzwilliam Square. It presently consists of me, Anita, and Doug, but applications may be made in person at Bugle HQ.

We’ll have a brochure available shortly. Until then, please visit our gallery.

Also, have a look at the two sets of photos from Doug’s visit: Set One and Set Two.

29 September 2007

BB B&B: Guest arrived

Filed under: award,B&B,entertainment — Anita @ 8:41

The Bakker Bugle B&B has had their second guest check in. Doug, Will’s brother, arrived early Thursday morning for a short visit. After four fast days, he’ll head back home on Monday.

Due to staff constraints, the Bugle will not award a commenter of the week for the Week ending September 29. Instead, we will award a commenter of the two weeks ending October 6.

Stay tuned for more exciting BB B&B updates. Our guest is keeping us plenty busy and we’re really enjoying having him here!

20 September 2007

Photos for Phans of Cyclists and/or Bakkers

Filed under: dublin,entertainment,ireland,sports — Will @ 21:13

Hello, all! I just posted some photos of the Tour of Ireland on our flickr account. And I wrote a bunch of text for each photo. Are you sitting comfortably?

The best way to enjoy the photos is to click through, in order, as a set. Here’s how you do it.

1. Open the set by following the link:
http://flickr.com/photos/willbakker/sets/72157602086146256/

2. Click on the first photo — the upper-left corner of the group.

3. Read the title, above the picture. Read the description, below it. Snicker, guffaw, marvel at my wit.

4. Check to see whether there are any “notes” on the photo — boxes on the picture itself that point out details.

5. If you have something to say, write a comment! (Disclaimer: Comment on Flickr may or may not be eligible for Commenter of the Week awards. Bakker Bugle not responsible for any injury and/or loss of income due to commenting activities.)

6. Time to move on. There’s a grey control panel to the right. It shows the previous photo and the next one. Click on the next photo.

7. Repeat until:

  • your belly hurts from laughing
  • you’re bored
  • your eyes cross
  • the boss walks by, unless your boss is Keely
  • you reach the end of the set

Oh no! Don’t be sad! There’s another set! But it won’t take as long. Start here:
http://flickr.com/photos/willbakker/sets/72157602086280884/

If you don’t want to see next year’s Tour by the time you’re done with this, then I’m not worth what Fáilte Ireland is paying me.

19 September 2007

Buckeye Morning

Filed under: dublin,entertainment — Anita @ 19:46

After traveling the first part of September, Will and I were eager to reconnect with Dublin this past weekend. While Will really wanted to reconnect via a nap, I thought a long walk around the neighborhood would be a better bet. And, since I’m “Annita P” I won the battle and we went for a walk.

Saturday morning was beautiful in Dublin. Cool, but with a warm sun that beat down from the sky. buckeyes.jpgWe walked towards the river Liffy, through the new south Docklands development. Strolling back home along the Grand Canal, we passed a small park a few blocks from our house. As we passed under the trees, Will pointed out the buckeyes on the ground.

For no particular reason, I love buckeyes. I think they are the neatest things. Once you get through the tough outer shell, the are smooth and interesting. Plus, there are the various medicinal purposes that buckeyes can be used for, if you suffer from certain afflictions. A remarkable little item.

We enjoyed our time back in the States tremendously. Still, I thought it was very nice of Dublin to give us a lovely welcome home, with sunny days and buckeyes on the ground.

Belay Yer Cutlass and Mind the Yardarm

Filed under: culture,entertainment,ireland — Will @ 15:51

Yo-Ho! A Jolly International Talk-Like-a-Pirate Day to ye! It seems a little crass durin’ the Week o’the Constu… Constee… er… Week o’the Foundin’ Document o’me Nation. D’arrrrgh, one can’t expect international events to give way for a commemoration whut our own fearless captain didn’t raise his rum to. (Sink me! If it be interestin’, feast yer deadlights on my comment below.)

Aye, I remember back when we sprogs were let out o’our foul urchins’ bulk for a short sun’s spin, to splice the mainbrace with enough grog to keelhaul an English blaggard. I’d play kick-the-bung with me hearties and I’d dance to the Cap’n’s hornpipe for a laugh. Arrr, I even sang an Irish sea shanty now and agin.
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31 August 2007

Trivial Surprise #47

Filed under: entertainment,ireland — Will @ 18:23

Coors Light is a real presence in Dublin. There are lots of billboards and commercials on TV for Coors Light, and they aren’t much different than American versions. Coors Light DealThe current tagline is “Amazing Things Happen High in the Rockies.”

In pubs, you almost always see just one American brand on tap, Coors Light. That’s odd, I thought, as I remembered stories about how Coors Light had to be smuggled into the Midwest in the good ole days. I thought no more about it, until I started this post and I googled around a bit.

I found a fascinating document from an Irish self-regulatory body for Irish advertising. Coors Light is imported into Ireland by Heineken, the 363-kg gorilla in the global beer industry. Apparently, Bud Light recently became the first real competition for “light” beer in Ireland, and is brewed in Ireland.

Do I remember correctly — Didn’t Guinness recently run an ad campaign in the US that said that Guinness has fewer calories than major American lagers?

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