In the near future, we’ll visit Lisbon. What do you think of when you hear the words “Lisbon” or “Portugal”? Any hot tips?
(Thanks to Lee Kindness for releasing this photo on a free license.)
21 February 2008
Lisbon, anyone?
19 February 2008
American Politics in Dublin
I have political interactions with Dubliners more than twice a day (when I’m out and about). Here’s two from today.
First, in the hardware store: The two workers there know me and they know that I’m American. One asks, “How about yer man McCain. Do ya think he’ll win?” Discussion ensues, bringing in another customer (Irish). All seem to hope that Obama wins the primaries and the election.
Second, not really an interaction, but a poster I saw all over town:
18 February 2008
Bugle P.I. — Legal Trouble
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Chicago: Tuesday, 22 January, 03:05
Eddie met me at the international terminal in a car that still had about three inches of snow on the roof. I tossed him the boxes of duty-free cigarettes I bought in Dublin as he apologized for being half-asleep. Eddie goes to bed early these days, same as me. He asked me to roll down my window as he lit up a bent cigarette before we pulled away from the curb. Then he drove to our favorite diner in Rosemont without saying another word. I let him concentrate on the snowy roads, although I was pretty wired after dozing on the four glasses of Powers from the lounge in Dublin. (more…)
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Monday P.I. — boiled down
Dublin: Monday, 21 January, 22:30
I was in the Dublin airport, waiting for my flight to Chicago, when I got my next chance to stop and think. On the phone about eight hours before, Eddie explained his situation, and he bought me a ticket on Aer Lingus as we talked. After grabbing my luggage, I stopped by my doll’s office to brief her on my trip and on the situation in Dublin. Before catching a taxi to see my girl, I did manage to snap some photos of those “lasers” being tested.
I sat in the business class lounge at the airport, watching the ice melt in my glass of Powers whiskey. I started a list of the developments of the past twelve hours. First thing in the morning, I found that I’d aroused the ire of someone associated with Fitzwilliam Square, or whomever it was doing construction on the site. The second item was a hell of a coincidence: Eddie Washington had aroused the ire of someone doing construction in Chicago. Third, I was leaving my other half to handle the first item alone. (more…)
15 February 2008
SAINT Valentine’s Day
Anita and I celebrated St. Valentine’s Day 
by putting a tablecloth on the dining table and shutting off the television during dinner. Little did we know that we were blessed by the close proximity of the relics of the Saint Valentine. The Dublin Community Blog has the story.
I went to the church, just minutes from our place, to see for myself. There were no yellow crocuses at the quite dense location (although there was lovely tolling bell). So I took a photo of some crocuses on my way home through St. Stephen’s Green.
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An implicit threat & an explicit request
Monday, 21 February, 9:45
I’d been knocked to the ground, so I expected to be knocked out cold within seconds. That’s usually the way it happens. From my fetal position on the pebbles, I watched the thin man behind the window turn away. As usual, the boss didn’t like watching the dirty work.
The thug who had crept behind me knelt at my head. Without looking at my face, he reached inside my jacket’s chest pocket and withdrew my mobile phone.
“See, that didn’t hurt at all,” said the short guy with mean eyes. And they walked away. They left me my camera, my wallet and 97% of my physical well-being. I was so disoriented that I casually snapped a few more pictures before I left the Park.
I was shaken more by the unexpectedly pacific goons than by the confrontation itself. I walked away from home for a few blocks, doubled back twice (by habit) and found my way home. I called the little lady; she doesn’t mind my line of work, but she hates surprises.
She answered the phone on the first ring. “Where have you been? I called your mobile twice already.”
“Yeah, I’m not getting very good reception lately. Some hoods from Fitzwilliam are interfering with the signal.”
“Eh? Anyway, Eddie Jefferson wants you to call him. He’s in some kind of trouble. Sounds like you’re in your own trouble now.” After more than a decade, I still couldn’t read that tone of voice. Was her patience with my “work” running out?
“Okay,” I managed to say while my head started figuring the possibilities. “I’ll call him back now. Will you be around? I’ll let you know what’s going on after I talk to him.”
“Oh, he gets a return call immediately — pretty special guy, huh? Talk to you later, love.”
Eddie J was an old union man. He made his living about thirty years ago, mostly by persuading employers to settle contracts early and often. He retired young and aged quickly, like they always do. Bored and still in his prime, he was happy to lend me a hand with my business — whatever it might be at the moment. I thought of him often while I was living in Dublin, but we weren’t the kind of friends that keep in touch.
If Eddie called me about his own troubles, then those troubles were serious.
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10 February 2008
More and More Daylight
It feels like the days here are much longer, already. There’s a reason for that, because during this time of year, the amount of daytime hours is increasing most rapidly. So it’s not just optimism — sunset really is noticeably later each week.
In December and June (around the solstices), the sunrises and sunsets happen at about the same time every day. In March and September (around the equinoxes), the sunrises and sunsets are changing rapidly.
Here’s a graph of the hours 
of darkness for Dublin throughout the year. The color indicates the rate of change in this number, so the fastest change occurs in the two yellow sections. For example, from December 1 to January 31, the number of hours of daylight changes by less than 50 minutes. On the other hand, from February 1 to March 31, the number of hours of daylight increases by almost four hours!
Not only that, but the greatest acceleration in the number of hours of daylight occurs weeks before the March equinox. In the first week of February, the speed at which sunset is moving later in the day is, itself, at its fastest for the year. (The illustration above, and much much more, appears in my forthcoming book, Calculus for Ex-pats).
The upshot is that it is supposed to feel like there’s a lot more daylight. (As a math teacher might say, your subconscious is doing calculus automatically.) And thank goodness for that. Anita and I managed to be out of town for most of the darkest weeks in Dublin, but what we saw was plenty for us.
The one caveat — and the one caveat that caught me every time in Chicago — is that the air temperature doesn’t necessarily follow this pattern. In Chicago, your sun-tracking-calculus-spidey-sense says that spring is coming in February. As we all know, there are many more weeks of crappy weather to go. The disconnect between sunshine and warmth would leave me despondent in early April. We’ll let you know whether spring works the same way in Dublin.
6 February 2008
4 February 2008
Monday in the Park, counting pebbles in the path
So I wandered around the park for a while, picking up as many details as I could. There were floodlights, generators, and big boards of electronic equipment. It was either a ritzy DJ setup or a military command centre. Either way, somebody wanted to make a big impression.
I found the sign that Old Patrick mentioned, and it was addressed to me. I was considering its meaning when a short guy with a bald spot and mean eyes jogged over from one of the buildings.
“Having trouble reading?” he asked with a sneer. “It says ‘Yer cooperation during this period is very much appreciated.'”
“I’m the kind of guy who cooperates,” I said with my most ingratiating grin. “Is there anything I can help with? It looks like there’s some lawn that hasn’t been covered yet.”
“You can help by getting yerself back to the other side of the fence. And if yer really after helpin’ — ye can take care of yer business on the Nort-side.”
I just watched him for a minute. I was deciding what to do next, and I didn’t see any attractive options.
He looked at the big, glass-walled building, where a tall, thin shadow was standing, motionless. When he turned back to me, he said, “What do ye tink about violent crime in this part of the city?”
“I’m opposed to it.”
He smiled, big and toothy, so I could see bits of the sausage roll he had for breakfast. I was wondering whether he appreciated my wit when I felt my knee give way. By the time I was aware of the pain, my face was resting on wet pebbles.
My first thought was that the Duchess’s grandson was probably enjoying the scene. I’m sorry to say that I have a hard time keeping focus when somebody knocks me down.