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11 October 2007

Make a Connolly-o-lantern for Halloween

Filed under: culture,entertainment,ireland — Will @ 15:46

Give the corporatists in your neighborhood a real scare this Halloween! Make your very own James Connolly pumpkin this Halloween — an exclusive for Bugle readers.

It’s easy! Just follow these instructions, and you’ll have a Halloween decoration that shows off your socialist credentials and frightens away the local children. Candy is for the working class, not the scions of privilege and oppression!

  1. Obtain a pumpkin, preferably from a farm that is owner-operated and does not exploit its workers. Better yet, grow your own. (It may be a little late for that in some climates.)
  2. Download the Bugle’s exclusive easy-to use Connolly Template and open it using your favorite graphics software. Remember that when you use Microsoft software, you undermine the proletariat!
  3. Resize the template to fit your pumpkin, and print it out. If you can, stick it to the Man by using the printer at work.
  4. Hollow out your pumpkin. This is a good time to consider how a life of wage-slavery is hollow, with one’s creative energies scooped out by the time one spends at work, simply to obtain the requirements for living.
  5. Attach the paper to your pumpkin.
  6. Carve away the black parts on the paper. Reflect on the talents and joys that are carved out of the working class by the poverty and frivolous consumption that are necessary features of a capitalist society.
  7. That’s it! Add a candle to the inside for an extra-spooky, revolutionary light-from-within.

The template in this post is for pumpkin-carving beginners. Connolly PumpkinsIf you’d like a more advanced template, make your voice heard in the comments!

The photo in this post is for simulation purposes only. No pumpkins were harmed in the writing of this post. Thanks to Clearly Ambiguous for making the original photo available under a Creative Commons license, which expresses solidarity with all persons insofar as possible through the strained context of our crony-capitalist legal system. Clearly Ambiguous’s use of that license does not entail support for the content of this post in any way. So don’t open a file on Clearly Ambiguous, Mr. NSA!

21 September 2007

Irish Word: galore

Filed under: culture,ireland — Will @ 9:33

Let’s start with an English loanword that originated in Irish: galore. In context: “Once I discovered the library’s DVD collection, I had movies galore.” Or, “When he took a photograph of the customs area, it was security guards galore.”

“Galore” is derived from the Irish, “go Leor,” meaning “enough.” As you can see, the English version is just a minor change of spelling.

“Ceart go Leor” means “Everything is alright” in Irish — at least in Cork, it does. I think that “ceart” means “just” or “very” in this context.

“Maith go Leor” is sometimes spelled “mongalore,” which is closer to the English pronunciation. “Maith go Leor” means “doing alright” in eastern parts of Ireland; it has a connotation closer to “tipsy” in western parts. (from Dolan’s Dictionary of Hiberno-English)

So if you wanted to be clever this weekend, you could say, for example, “D’ya tink Dave was a bit mongalore last night? He must have been celebrating his Bugle awards.”

Warning: Speculation
I don’t understand Irish grammar yet, but I think that the word “go” is a verb-modifier somewhat like “to” in English — as in, “I’m going to build a bench.” I’ll find some books to become better informed, but I’m swamped right now.

19 September 2007

Belay Yer Cutlass and Mind the Yardarm

Filed under: culture,entertainment,ireland — Will @ 15:51

Yo-Ho! A Jolly International Talk-Like-a-Pirate Day to ye! It seems a little crass durin’ the Week o’the Constu… Constee… er… Week o’the Foundin’ Document o’me Nation. D’arrrrgh, one can’t expect international events to give way for a commemoration whut our own fearless captain didn’t raise his rum to. (Sink me! If it be interestin’, feast yer deadlights on my comment below.)

Aye, I remember back when we sprogs were let out o’our foul urchins’ bulk for a short sun’s spin, to splice the mainbrace with enough grog to keelhaul an English blaggard. I’d play kick-the-bung with me hearties and I’d dance to the Cap’n’s hornpipe for a laugh. Arrr, I even sang an Irish sea shanty now and agin.
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3 September 2007

Re-decorating the Blog

Filed under: culture,dublin,travel — Will @ 18:44

No Labor Day holiday here! While Americans are BBQ-ing and watching baseball and all that American stuff, I’m going to play with the blog’s code. So, to distract you from the experimentation over here, Photo 12 aug 2007I invite you to look at the new photos posted on flickr. The first two days of our holidays with Cindy generated a lot of photos of Dublin and its environs.

I’m sure you’ll find them useful for planning your own holidays. Here, the volume of tourism dropped noticeably last week. Anita and I speculate about how the city will change. After all, we moved here at the start of tourist season! Our prognostications focus on the incoming students for the several universities. Will they replace the tourists in the city centre, who tend to be backpack-wearing youngsters anyway? Or will this place show an entirely different face?

25 August 2007

Do You Hate the British Too?

Filed under: culture,ireland,travel — Anita @ 12:55

I’ve had the following conversation on three separate occasions with three different Irish co-workers:

Man: Hiya, Anita. What did you do on your holiday?

Me: We spent the weekend in Dublin, and spent some time at museums and especially at Kilmainham jail. We heard a lot about the Easter Rising in 1916. During the week, we traveled to the West, around Galway and Connemara.

Man: And you liked it?

Me: We did, it was beautiful. But we joke that it could have been depressing because it was like a “Famine Tour.” We saw famine monuments, and we even finished the trip with a visit to the Famine Museum in Strokestown.

Man: So now you hate the British too!

1 August 2007

Happy Lughnasadh!

Filed under: culture,ireland — Will @ 18:04

May your harvest be plentiful this year!

Lughnasadh is a traditional Irish festival for the beginning of the harvest season. (My best approximation of the pronunciation is “Loo-nas-ah”.) Despite the fact that I haven’t heard a single person mention the festival, I find it a fascinating point of access to ancient Irish culture.

Two more caveats: First, neo-pagans have adopted Lughnasadh to widely varying degrees of accuracy, and I won’t say anything more about that. Second, I’m terribly underqualified to write on this subject, and I haven’t done research beyond what I can reach from my couch (via the internet). But publicly flaunting one’s ignorance — that’s what blogs are for!

Community festivals, family reunions, and other celebrations are traditionally linked to Lughnasadh. Some of today’s Irish festivals associate themselves with Lughnasadh. It’s been celebrated by Irish communities for all of known history, especially when you count the Christian feast of Lammas as a derivative tradition.

Some experts consider Lughnasadh to be the traditional occasion for “handfasting” — a practice of trial marriages that last a year and a day. Primarily, though, Lughnasadh is a petition to the divine for a successful harvest, and it marks the first day of autumn (and thus the harvest).

The North American holiday associated with the harvest is Thanksgiving. But Lughnasadh is a prayer for a successful harvest to come, rather than a thanks-giving for the harvest past. In legend, Lughnasadh was instituted by the god Lugh. Lugh was a legendary High King of ancient Ireland, an epic hero, and, at last, a divine being. One author commented that Lugh was not the type of guy that would wait for sacrifices to come after the people saw how good the harvest would be.

Until today, I thought that John Barleycorn was just the name of a bar near Wrigley Field. Apparently, John Barleycorn is the personification of the barley harvest (and the fermented drinks that followed) — and he’s associated with Lughnasadh.

The August bank holiday in today’s Ireland is sometimes called the Lughnasadh holiday; this year, it’s next Monday, August 6th. On the other hand, I asked a practical Irish businessman about the June and August bank holidays — he said, “The English and French had two holidays in the summer, so we wanted them too. I don’t think they even bothered making up reasons.”

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