{"id":214,"date":"2008-03-27T21:16:03","date_gmt":"2008-03-27T20:16:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bakkerbugle.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/27\/links-regarding-the-news-in-ireland\/"},"modified":"2008-03-27T21:36:55","modified_gmt":"2008-03-27T20:36:55","slug":"links-regarding-the-news-in-ireland","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bakkerbugle.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/27\/links-regarding-the-news-in-ireland\/","title":{"rendered":"Links regarding the News in Ireland"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>News in Ireland:<\/p>\n<dl>\n<dt>\n<div style=\"font-size:120%; margin-top:20px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.ie\/national-news\/weak-dollar-forces-hotels-to-slash-rates-for-us-visitors-1324866.html\">Ireland to Americans: Please, please visit us!<\/a><\/div>\n<\/dt>\n<dd>&#8220;Hotels here are to slash prices for Americans in a desperate attempt to entice high-spending tourists. The Irish Independent has learned that hotels in the West &#8212; who have been particularly hard hit by the weak dollar &#8212; are to offer rooms on an &#8216;euro-for-dollar&#8217; rate.&#8221; Wow &#8212; a suite will be about \u20ac10 a night by the end of the summer. Not that anybody can ever undercut the B.B. B&#038;B&#8217;s low, low, prices. They&#8217;d have to be <i><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=xJfVtxkbQGM&#038;NR=1\">crazy<\/a><\/i> to be as cheap as the Bugle! With every stay, you get <a href=\"http:\/\/nachosrule.blogspot.com\/2008\/03\/32008-were-going-downer.html\">a free onion<\/a>!<\/dd>\n<dt>\n<div style=\"font-size:120%; margin-top:20px\">Arctic Charr, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.ie\/national-news\/bid-to-get-nation-hooked-on-oldest-catch-of-the-day-1324888.html\">the next exotic fish on yer menu<\/a><\/div>\n<\/dt>\n<dd>You heard it here first. By the way, Chilean Sea Bass is sooo pre-War-on-Terror.<\/dd>\n<dt>\n<div style=\"font-size:120%; margin-top:20px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.planningtribunal.ie\/\">Mahon Tribunal<\/a> vs. Bertie Ahern, government&#8217;s leader<\/div>\n<\/dt>\n<dd>Okay, so this is a bit of a mess. Here&#8217;s what we know: (1) It&#8217;s been going on for years, and (2) Everyone involved earns contempt, but not outrage, from the public at large. The Bugle has two staff members devoted, full-time, to figuring out the historical references, people, banks, and legal processes involved. Here&#8217;s a sample vocabulary list: dig-out, sterling lodgement, building society account, PAYE. And if you don&#8217;t know the terms &#8220;Taoiseach&#8221; and &#8220;Teachta D\u00e1la&#8221; and how to pronounce them, you&#8217;re going to find Irish radio news very confusing. (Fortunately, ministers are simply called &#8220;ministers&#8221;.)<\/p>\n<p>\nAs I recall, there&#8217;s a lazy, insipid way to report on matters that one is too intellectually challenged to understand. I believe it&#8217;s called American journalism, i.e. &#8220;Reprint both sides&#8217; press releases and let the consumer sort it out.&#8221; So here you go.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This is a really big deal because <a href=\"http:\/\/eire.nihilisten.com\/?p=97\">this guy is totally corrupt<\/a>. And worse, nobody can beat his party in an election.\n<\/li>\n<li>Ah sure, it&#8217;ll be grand. <a href=\"http:\/\/irisheagle.blogspot.com\/2008\/02\/starr-err-mahon-tribunal.html\">Stop wastin&#8217; yer time and taxes<\/a>, and make a bunch of money like the rest of us, already.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Oops, too late. One of the two staff just filed for an extended leave for mental health reasons. Dammit. We&#8217;ll keep looking for a &#8220;Mahon Tribunal for Dummies&#8221; &#8212; anybody want to do freelance work for the Bugle?<\/p>\n<\/dd>\n<dt>\n<div style=\"font-size:120%; margin-top:20px\">Minister for Education under <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.ie\/education\/latest-news\/schools-fail-report-card-test-1325936.html\">criticism<\/a> on several <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.ie\/education\/latest-news\/betrayal-over-class-sizes-1308980.html\">topics<\/a><\/div>\n<\/dt>\n<dd>When it comes to news regarding the lesser ministers in the Republic&#8217;s government, there appear to be two possibilities:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>All the basements of the major newspapers are connected by tunnels to a Control Room. In that room, there is wheel resembling the big wheel on <a href=\"http:\/\/youtube.com\/watch?v=i2SyZ-iZP2Q\">The Price Is Right<\/a>, labeled with the names of each minor minister. Twice a year, the editors-in-chief of those newspapers meet in the Control Room, spin the big wheel, and then launch a simultaneous attack on the name that comes up. They start covering the press releases of the applicable political entities rather than throwing them away, publish weekly &#8220;special investigations,&#8221; and encourage their cousins to write scathing letters to the editor.<\/li>\n<li>The government is shot through with corruption and incompetence.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Please note the words &#8220;appear to be&#8221; above. As you can see, the Bugle takes an open-minded approach to Irish politics. We commit to you, our readers, that we will never jump to a negative assessment of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.ie\/national-news\/ireland-last-to-put-eu-environment--treaty-into-law-1325941.html\">a political system that we do not fully understand<\/a>. Also, our own editor-in-chief has a conflict of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.ie\/opinion\/analysis\/its-time-for-teachers-to-learn-the-value-of-unity-1298102.html\">interest<\/a> on this issue, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.ie\/national-news\/teachers-on-the-warpath-against-hanafin-1327348.html\">given the Irish union&#8217;s involvement<\/a>. So that&#8217;s all for now.\n<\/dd>\n<dt>\n<div style=\"font-size:120%; margin-top:20px\">The <i>Save Tara<\/i> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.ie\/opinion\/letters\/cry-save-tara-on-st-patricks-day-1304930.html\">Campaign<\/a><\/div>\n<\/dt>\n<dd>Ireland, as a young and island nation, is always wary of dependence on foreign markets and institutions. So it fosters its own natural resources, including the all-important hippie-leftie-greenie crop. The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.savetara.com\/\">Save Tara<\/a> campaign currently brings together factions devoted to the environment, sustainability, anarchism, historical reenactment, or opposition to corporate power. Now that the campaign has become <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.ie\/entertainment\/news-gossip\/lsquoyou-only-care-about-africarsquo-1326147.html\">the subject of a celebrity squabble involving Bono<\/a>, Americans might hear about it, once.<\/dd>\n<dt>\n<div style=\"font-size:120%; margin-top:20px\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.ie\/opinion\/columnists\/ian-odoherty\/even-bigots-deserve-freedom-of-speech-1325877.html\">Columnist for Irish Independent<\/a> publicises embarassing US lawmakers<\/div>\n<\/dt>\n<dd>Seriously, you people are making it hard to live abroad.<\/dd>\n<dt>\n<div style=\"font-size:120%; margin-top:20px\">The Next Big Issue: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.independent.ie\/breaking-news\/national-news\/politics\/sf-remains-opposed-to-irish-visit-by-british-monarch-1326245.html\">The Queen&#8217;s Visit<\/a><\/div>\n<\/dt>\n<dd>Many organisations, including the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.timesonline.co.uk\/tol\/comment\/leading_article\/article3586762.ece\">British<\/a> government, have been sending up <a href=\"http:\/\/www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk\/news\/local-national\/article3535188.ece\">test balloons<\/a> on this one.<\/dd>\n<\/dl>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>News in Ireland: Ireland to Americans: Please, please visit us! &#8220;Hotels here are to slash prices for Americans in a desperate attempt to entice high-spending tourists. 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