{"id":1246,"date":"2010-03-05T11:00:37","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T11:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/bakkerbugle.com\/blog\/?p=1246"},"modified":"2010-03-05T11:00:37","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T11:00:37","slug":"remain-calm-and-exit-the-building","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/bakkerbugle.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/05\/remain-calm-and-exit-the-building\/","title":{"rendered":"Remain calm and exit the building"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had to run an errand today at the Notary. As I was leaving the building, I found myself behaving like a student at the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/goldberg\/229551714\/\">Midvale School for the Gifted<\/a>. As I walked back to the office, it occurred to me the reason that I might have failed so spectacularly at opening a door was that the fire code in the US has building exits opening to the outside, never to the inside. <\/p>\n<p> So I challenge you, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.colbertnation.com\/home\">Bugle Nation<\/a>, to pay attention to building exits over the next few days. See if my defense of self holds true: It&#8217;s not that I&#8217;m slow, it is that I have been culturally trained to push a door open when exiting.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to run an errand today at the Notary. As I was leaving the building, I found myself behaving like a student at the Midvale School for the Gifted. As I walked back to the office, it occurred to me the reason that I might have failed so spectacularly at opening a door was [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,620],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/bakkerbugle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/bakkerbugle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/bakkerbugle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bakkerbugle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bakkerbugle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1246"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/bakkerbugle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1247,"href":"http:\/\/bakkerbugle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1246\/revisions\/1247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/bakkerbugle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bakkerbugle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/bakkerbugle.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}